7 Nearly Hidden Facts About The Donald, His Hair and it's Place in Our Upcoming Election.

     7 Little Known Facts: DONALD TRUMP & His Hair

By Dennis Pulley

      Ok. There are a million of these lists out and I'm not going to pretend that I'm better than anyone else. I, too, am gonna jump on the Trump Train and squeeze out some mileage for my blog. I lack the resources for a decent legal team, so I should probably mention that I am making this stuff up. To a point. There may be some truth to the following statements but it's purely accidental. All in good fun because he'll probably get my vote, unless Alf jumps into the race.

      7. His hair briefly went on strike in 1988 when Donald decided to charge the hair rent. In less than an hour, a deal was negotiated and the hair was back on the job.

     6. Donald has repeatedly used his hair as a sail to get back down 'Shit' Creek. 

     5. He remains pretty upset about the discontinuation of 'Hair-in-a-can'. He doesn't like to talk about this.

    4. His pubes double as socks.

    3. Trump Towers' houses a 65 Guinea Pig penthouse suite on the 19th floor, he is absolutely prepared for a Micheal Jackson/Pepsi/Help, I'm on fire, wee hee! type accident.

   2. Donald Trump is actually a 4th degree Black Belt and kicks asses on the regular, mainly for making fun of his hair and mentioning his rare male cameltoe.

  1. His hair may represent him in case he doesn't make 1253 votes and is forced to take the GOP to court for the nomination. 

 

     

   
 If you think the front of  that thing looks bad, can you imagine how it smells?  gross

His hair may look like shit but he is still way cooler than the rest of us.
 just saying.

"Fuck you bitches"

Mr. Trumps hair from 1998 currently lives in South America and has declined my invitation for an interview.

























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