COOLEST BEACH WEAR THAT HAS BEEN DISCONTINUED!

Hell Yeah, I want some metal detecting sandals!!!!

                                                               It's a terrible shame but these have been discontinued! Not cool!  I haven't been able to find out why, but I can guess!! Lost coin at the beach is BIG BUSINESS!! For decades the employees of Parks and Recreation have been digging up our lost riches to pay for their speedos and bar tabs. They practically consider our losses as their summer bonus. Aren't our tax dollars good enough?! Why do they need it so bad? College degrees aren't required on Baywatch. They don't need shirt money, and free breast implants are a google click away.

No sir, they don't. The American beachgoer is being hornswaggled. Have you ever been saved by a Lifeguard? Me neither! We owe nothing!

Breaking news!!

     I have recently been informed that a group of people with decent abs have just retained a Congressional lobbying group to argue the legality of selling sandals such as these to the general public and I know for a fact, that they paid in change. Fight the Power! Down with the Man and We're not going to take it anymore!

      What do we want? Metal detecting sandals!

When do we want them? Now!

http://www.hammacher.com/product/76779

                
    X-ray specs. Pretty self explanatory. I've seen these ads all sorts of pre-teen and young teen magazines. Cracked, MAD and even Boy's Life. X-ray Specs or goggles GUARANTEED to see through clothing and/walls. Usually right next to the Hovercraft ads. Like ny boy, I would have done nearly anything for a pair of these    but    they don't work !                                        

So sorry. BUT.......

Kodak DID produce a particular filter that, along with the right lighting conditions, made the light clothing of a subject, pretty translucent. It was pulled as they had an image to protect. DISCONTINUED.